Pineapple
$16Sharp, sunny, a little tropical. Brewed black tea with real pineapple juice.
Vol. 001/Elated Tea, Los Angeles
Get
Elated.
Brewed black tea. Real fruit juice. Functional adaptogens. 50mg of caffeine and nothing you have to apologize for.
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Watermelon
$16Cool, clean, barely sweet. Tastes like the last week of August.
Variety 8
$32Four of each. The correct way to figure out which one you are.
24 Case
$96Pick your flavor at checkout. Fridge stays stocked, you stay elated.
§ 02 — The product
So, what
the hell is
Elated Tea?
Black tea, brewed properly, then cut with real fruit juice and a short list of adaptogens. No bubbles, no sugar dumped in, no crash at 3pm. Six facts, that's the whole story.
01Brewed black tea+
Loose-leaf black tea, brewed and chilled. Not an extract, not a powder.
02Real fruit juice+
Pineapple or watermelon juice, added after brewing so the flavor stays bright.
03Functional adaptogens+
A short list, printed on the can.
0450mg caffeine+
About half a cup of coffee.
05No added sugar+
Whatever sweetness is in there came from the fruit.
06Non-carbonated+
Still, so you can actually drink it fast when you need to.
Fig. 01 — Back of can
Feel good.
Without drinking
something
boring.
01 / Base
Brewed black tea
Steeped, not flavored. Where the 50mg comes from.
02 / Fruit
Real juice
Pineapple or watermelon. Nothing added to sweeten it.
03 / Function
Adaptogens
A short, legible list. Printed on the can, not hidden.
04 / Feel
Even energy
Half a coffee's caffeine. None of the jitter economics.
What it actually does
No medical claims, no white coats
A
Energy
50mg of caffeine from tea. Roughly half a coffee, twice as pleasant.
B
Focus
L-theanine is already in the leaf. It takes the edge off the lift.
C
Mood
Adaptogens for the stretch of afternoon that usually wins.
D
Balance
No added sugar, no carbonation, no reason to save it for later.
§ 05 — Build your case
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